Monday, March 23, 2009

Bee Stings: The New Sex Drug

Good news, impotent nature lovers. A recent study links bee venom to reduced erectile dysfunction symptoms. The bee venom increases the blood flow to the penis, thus helping men to make the most out of their time. This study, conducted by the Massachusetts Health and Science Society, shows that men who were given the bee therapy treatment once weekly had an easier time getting and erection, and kept it for 65% longer than men who were given the placebo treatment.

“The study was really a no brainer, for me,” says the Massachusetts’s Health Society President, Jefferson Patrick. “Men come to me every day, and they are embarrassed. They want a way to get rid of their erectile dysfunction without a prescription, and this may be the solution. What if I told them that a once weekly bee-sting therapy could end their problems? No chemicals, no daily pill, just a natural treatment to stimulate their bodies. I think that many men, and their wives, would be very pleased.”

“Don’t take this to be an O.K. from us to just go out and sting yourself with bees,” he cautions. Apparently, each bee that is used has to first be tested to be certain that the level of toxicity is correct, and the venom has to be injected at the right point. “What we hope to do, is find out why the bee venom from this particular species has such a positive effect. Hopefully, if we can find that out, and harness it, we will be a step closer to making an all natural solution for a problem that plagues so many men across the globe.”

No comments:

Post a Comment